Veggies are the Devil.

I decided I hate all vegetables. In fact, I hate them so much that Mommy and Papa can't get me to eat them even if they are covered in cheese or hidden in another food. They can't outsmart ME!
The only things I have decided I ever want to eat are chicken nuggets, cheesy things, crackers and sweet stuff.
Mommy is crazy too- she drinks this stuff called Kool-Aid that I am not allowed to have. She says that just because something is MADE for kids doesn't mean its GOOD for kids. She says big words like "nutritional value," and then gets on my case about how I hate corn! So while other kids get sugary cereal and soda, I have to eat whole wheat cereal bars and toast! Lame! Mommy is such a square. Papa turned me on to McDonalds and he even convinced Mommy to let us go there once every two weeks. Boy, is Papa cool!